fstw:

Me: hi I’m here for my interview

Interviewer: we changed our minds cause we saw how badly you got dragged on tumblr dot com last week sorry hunty

> making prototypes for packaging

> needs normal stick glue

> finds every other adhesive ( uhu, e600, SHOE GLUE, double sided tape, that tape that doesn’t kill paper when you unstick it, SCLUPEY GLUE, water based glue ) except normal stick glue

I’m celebrating the end of my slightly over a week long maybe actually two weeks long sore throat by consuming 3 packets of malt chocolate and sour gummy worms

B)

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me

drunktrophywife:

drunktrophywife:

Why did they call it the dark ages???

Because there were so many knights!

makeyoufold:

moriar-t-e-a:

rachaelsrambles:

Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

Anyone else remember that? I sure do. 

#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man

and yet all they asked scarlet was how difficult was it to get in her suit

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

officialunitedstates:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates:

for some reason my watch doesn’t work at night

?? what kind of watch do you have

image

mayakern:

life of an artist

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