if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
Let’s Play - Goat Simulator
"You licked him!"
Kurt Solmssen, RG and the Yellow Boat, 2013
Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS
If they were that big I’d get the hell out of Australia
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S Meschiari provides us with an addictive Solar System builder. It works by using Newton Gravity to provide the dynamics for the bodies which you place around the star - whether they are companion stars, giant planets or earthlike.
The challenge is to fit as many bodies within the 2 astronomical unit (AU, the average distance between the Earth and Sun) circle.
You can also pre-select known stellar systems, including the compact system Kepler-11.
Please note that Meschiari has noted that his server is under considerable strain at the moment - loading and updating high scores is lagging. The game is not optimised for smartphone layouts at present. But it looks great on a computer screen or tablet!
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No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since.
This is a movie about a kid who leaves her birth family.
Not a kid who find that they have a secret lineage or something that allows them to find their ‘true family’ - this is a movie about a kid whose true birth family is made up of bad people. So she gets out. And that is played as the right thing to do. She isn’t punished for it or made to feel bad about ‘abandoning her family’. There isn’t an underlying ‘but they’re your family and you have to love them’ or ‘they’re your family and they love you even if they don’t show it well or do hurtful things’ message of the kind that I see OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER in media. Matilda gets out and lives happily ever after because of it.
We need a million more movies like this to counter the metric shit ton of movies that directly counter this message.
When your opponent uses explosion and your Pokémon endure the hit